minusthebeer:

Remember that episide of family guy where peter can only play the piano when hes drunk?

Thats me but instead of the piano I just make poor decisions.

ba dum tss.

sexxxisbeautiful: trashbrat: oh my god please holy shit i <3 femme daddys.

sexxxisbeautiful:

trashbrat:

oh my god please holy shit

i <3 femme daddys.

explodingdog: That time of year again for Crazy Monster. I turn 21 on the 29th.

explodingdog:

That time of year again for Crazy Monster.

I turn 21 on the 29th.

My favorite.

My favorite.

my 21st birthday…

I would like a Magic Flight Launch Box
and
Jack & coke

theaccretion: involuntary movement

theaccretion:

involuntary movement

motherfuckingfaggotbrigade:

jesus christ our sex ed teacher actually and literally showed this to us today. i could not stop laughing what is even going on

(in the video there’s a sound problem, change the quality to 240p for it to work)

what

what

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

“It’s alright, Ducky. It’s ok to stare.” NO IT’S NOT, DUCKY. IT’S NOT OK.

“Captain Winky!”

Captain Winky

Captain Winky

CAPTAIN WINKY

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AT ALL

HELP?!

I’m reblogging this so I can watch it later, but just by the thumbnail I can tell it’s going to be fantastic.