December 2011
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lookoutbelow:
I’ve always wanted a shelf of sex toys in my home. Just to be awkward and weird, because lets face it: I am awkward and weird. I want an elaborate show casing of glass dildos and different colored vibrators. Hand cuffs, floggers, and realistic dicks. I want them all.
As some of you know, my partner works at a sex shop. Two of them, actually. Today he surprised me and aquired the...
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dear tumblr friends and followers,
i just got off work, and jae left for derby. so that means i get to be online, and i would appreciate the company!
feel free to use my ask box, or facebook, or whatever. i have skype now, too!
lookoutbelow asked: We are moving to our first real home together in 18 days. How excited are you on a scale from 1 to Kody when he meets new people?
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i haven't been on this very much, sorry.
but i’m actually starting to grow up! i got a job, that is AMAZING. i’m moving out. i mean, life is really freaking awesome. i’m in a great relationship, and i’ve never been so happy in my life.
gosh.
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lesbians. why do they always seem to sleep with...
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I GOT A LAPTOP FOR CHRISTMAS. WHAAAATTTTTT.
lookoutbelow:
This Christmas sweater makes my nipples itchy.
Bahumbug.
drink, drank, drunk.
I love Jae, Sam and Shellie.
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full time, porn store clerk.
Friday: 4pm - 1:30am VA
Saturday: off
Sunday: off
Monday: 9:30am - 6pm HWY
Tuesday: 9:30am - 6pm HWY
Wednesday: 8:30am - 5pm VA
Thursday: 9:30am - 6pm HWY
I am way too excited about this. at least I can’t get bored, I get to work in two locations. :) today is my last day of vacation!
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I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!
IM A MOTHER FUCKING CLERK AT A MOTHER FUCKING SEX STORE! HOLY SHIIIITTTTTT!!!!
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OKAY, getting ready to go to Charlotte.
if by any chance i fail a drug test, i’m going to turn inside out and spawn into satan. there is no reason why i should fail unless my fat decided to dissolve over night from the past. AND IF THAT HAPPENS I WILL DIE, I WILL MURDER EVERYONE, AND THEN MYSELF.but, let’s stay positive! it’s raining, and i’ve got to remember that. i hope i get there safely, and i hope i get...
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actually going to bed before midnight so i can...
wish me luck, everybody! i hopehopehopepray that i get this job, i need it so bad. i’ll be in charlotte for a few days probably, i’ll get online at some point. bye!
going down the road to visit a friend i haven't...
The Beatles took LSD and became the greatest band...
dehydratebackintominerals:
dose-me:
whiterainbows:
Maybe I should take some LSD.
Maybe everyone should take some LSD.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
the first time i took LSD, i fully understood humanity and the definition of infinity. the last time i took LSD, i thought i was dying and wanted to rip my skin off of my body.
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YA'LL, IT'S TUESDAY, AND I'VE GOT A DEAL FOR YA.
you send me shit in my ask box for “tmi tuesday” and in return i’ll post a topless picture for “topless tuesday.” is that good enough for a deal?
Goin' down to Cassadaga to commune with the dead-
b0wloforanges:
And conor, of course
CONORRRRRRRR -melts-
Finally the candidate I've been waiting for...
rainbowballz:
mishas-wormstache:
sherlockscoat:
looz-y:
idontthinkcreatively:
The first openly gay presidential candidate
“I am the only candidate for president who supports full equality for all Americans”
Seriously just take two seconds to check him out, I guarantee you’ll love him: fredkarger.com/issues
and VOTE!
YES YES YES
Oh, he’s absolutely lovely.
OH GOD, MY FAITH...
I haven't seen my stripper neighbor in weeks and...
girl next door? my neighbor drives a giant transfer truck. lol.
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Reblog if you're a fetus.